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Time for new entry...

Journal Entry: Tue May 17, 2005, 3:02 PM
Decided the old one was too old and stuff.

So here's a new one.

Yes, I really am THAT interesting!

:glomp: for Rosi.

Knicked another questionnaire thing!

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 3, 2005, 4:48 PM
Ten Random Things About Yourself:
- i go to sixth form, studying english lit, french and history
- if all goes to plan i'll be at Chester University next year...
- ...studying journalism.
- i probably spend way too much time online
- i own a website, a message board community for my friends.
- i came out of a 2 year relationship in feb...
- i love music, i'm off to reading festival and v-festival
- i play guitar. at least i try!
- i'm having a voice conversation with people hundreds of miles away right now, and do so quite regularly
- i greatly appreciate comments + favourites *hint*

Nine Ways To Win your Heart:
- cheer me up lots
- share my interests
- don't be a chav
- musical taste... it really really has to be good!
- i won't lie... being attractive helps!
- make eye contact for longer than usual... you know...
- talk to me lots! text me, call me, chat to me on msn. meet me in town!
- don't take my jokes the wrong way
- love me *puppy dog eyes*

Eight Things you Want to Do Before you Die:
- earn a good wage doing something i love
- go to lots of places, festivals etc...
- drive a really expensive/fast/flashy car
- get very good at playing guitar... VERY good!
- visit japan, china, hong kong...
- get a girl who's amazing, fulfills my dreams
- have lots of sex!
- have a massive hifi...

Seven Things That Annoy you:
- chavs!
- rubbish music
- people who are cruel to animals
- "aquiring feelings for people i know i have no chance with" to quote someone
- not being able to drive/having a car yet
- people who can't take jokes
- people who bottle acts @ festivals... wankers!

Six Places you Have Visited or Lived:
- aberystwyth, wales
- london
- birmingham
- ypres, belgium
- koln, germany
- paris, france

Five Things you're Afraid Of:
- the future
- the internet going down!
- death... at this stage, anyway...
- exams etc...
- getting up in the morning. hehe.

Four of your Favorite Things in your Bedroom:
- my guitar/amp/fx-pedal
- my pc set up
- my bed... mmm... lovely bed...
- my clothes!

Three Things you Do Everyday:
- use the internet
- play guitar
- masturbate :clap:

Two Things you're Trying To Do:
- pass exams
- improve at playing the guitar

One Person you Want to See Right Now:
- Rosi! :glomp:

Nicked a questionnaire...

Journal Entry: Thu Mar 31, 2005, 6:36 AM
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. tim
2. timmah
3. timje

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. sheep_bend
2. cHeeSeFisH
3. Timmah (current)

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my amazing taste in music
2. my height
3. my choice of career (wanna be teh journalist)

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my fat
2. my saying I'll do something then not doing it
3. my looks probably

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. the internet going down
2. tinitus (yet i still punish my ears on a daily basis)
3. people dying and stuff

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. internet
2. masturbation
3. music

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. trousers that flare ever so slightly
2. weird t-shirt...
3. "make poverty history" band

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS: (or artists (at the moment))
1. prodigy
2. new order
3. jem

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. prodigy - poison
2. marilyn manson - valentines day
3. jem - flying high

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. university
2. work experience on a national paper
3. lots of sex

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP: (love is a given)
1. understanding
2. freedom (but at the same time dependence)
3. sex

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. i have kinky fantasies about tying rosi up
2. i'm going to V and Reading festivals
3. my parents ran away with the circus
(can you guess which is the lie???)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. ARSE!
2. humour
3. being able to cheer me up

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. figure out if people actually *like* me or not...
2. accept that its over (getting better at that one)
3. resist rosi *winkgr

THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO:
1. smoke dope
2. play the guitar
3. website + tech stuff

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. the internet
2. going to festivals
3. playing guitar

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. my mp3 player back
2. to find the bus timetable
3. world peace xD

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. journalist
2. erm... journalist?
3. uh... pornstar?

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. hong kong
2. china
3. japan

THREE KID'S NAMES: (kids you would have)
1. dick
2. fanny
3. i really have no idea ^^

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. have lots of sex
2. make lots of money
3. meet a wonderful woman who will be mine forever MUAHAHAHA

I'm back.

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 18, 2004, 5:28 AM
I'm back. That's it.

Just found a cool survey thing...

Survey:909

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

technology: CMMD


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

The screen.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Black Books, then Dirty Sanchez

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

13.20


5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

13.19 - Damn I'm good.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Eels - Going to Your Funeral Part1

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, took the dog a walk.

8. Before you came to this Web site, what did you look at?

The stupid Geography essay I'm doing.

9. What are you wearing?

Blue T-Shirt with weird "fight the power" writing, jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope.

11. When did you last laugh?

Today, when I saw DragonSpike's "Happy Couple" picture - check his stuff out [link]

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint, pictures - one of a weird frog and a groovy flower, Scream mask, chinese mask thing, clock, Rage Against the Machine wall-flag, Bow and Arrow (real).

13: Seen anything weird lately?

Not that I can recall.

14: What is the last film you saw?

Monty Python's Life of Brian - for the 3rd time :D

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

The Cambridge Audio azur540 Hi-Fi setup I'm awaiting.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I've got my first AS level exam on May 20th

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Nothing - I wouldn't want to upset the natural balance of things.

19: Do you like to dance?

Not dance... jump around like a loon though!

20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney?

"I did not have sexual realtions with that man"

21a: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Fanny (not really)

21b: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Dick (not really) - Dick and Fanny. Oh how imaginative ;)

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah of course - Japan, France, Russia, China - wherever my girlfriend wants to go.

Time done: 6 minutes

13:26ish